Network Solutions renames their services for added obscurity:
You see Network Solutions has decided that the service called “Domain” was much too obscure and difficult to understand and so it’s much clearer if we now call it “nsWebAddress”. Huh?
Also, “Web Site” was so obscure that it was better changed to “nsSpace” or “nsBusinessSpace”. And you know those “SSL Certificates”? Well, that was way too confusing, so let’s call them “nsProtect”.
Ah, Network Solutions… this sure looks like a better way to serve our needs, like you’ve always strived for in the past.
Wow, I had really thought this was a joke for about 5 minutes. I don’t know what’s more terrible, their switching to these ridiculous trademarked terms, or the use of a lowercase ‘ns’ before every thing, or the exclusion of spaces entirely. I would love to see their research backing up the reasoning for the name switch.
Nothing like switching out industry standard terms for shit like this to rile up sane people.
